- Thrall's Fire Nova caused the Cataclysm
- Thrall's Sentry Totem can be used offensively
- Thrall's Spirit Wolves doesn't summon 2 wolves, it kill two BM Hunters and steals their pets.
- When Thrall uses Fire Elemental Totem, Ragnaros comes out. And it's never too soon.
- When Thrall casts Earth Shock, he throws a boulder at you.
- Thrall's Ancestral Spirit also resurrects the target's father and grandfather.
- Thrall's Water Shield drowns his attackers.
- Thrall doesn't use Far Sight. He just knows...
- Thrall is the father of the Worgen. He had sex with a human while still in Ghost Wolf form.
- Before Lava Burst was a spell, Thrall threw molten rock at his targets.
- Thrall's Earth Elemental is Blackrock Mountain.
- Thrall's Searing Totem summons Jaina.
- If Thrall heals you and procs Earthliving, it sends you underground, where you are doomed to live the rest of your life.
- Thrall's totems are actually Resto Druids he jammed in the ground and fingerpainted.
- Thrall uses Riptide as an offensive spell instead of as a healing spell. It floods his targets lungs until they suffocate and die.
- Thrall's Sentry Totem watches you masturbate. (Need to edit the ceiling cat image to reflect this)
- Thrall used a dark portal to travel to ancient Egypt, where he was known as Moses.
- Thrall proc'd Windfury once, he's still waiting for the Maelstrom to die down.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
MMO-champion Thrall humor
What follows are my favorite posts from a MMO-Champion thread with Chuck Norris-esque Thrall jokes. Some have been edited to make them flow in a more humorous way.
Posted by Henry at 1:20 PM